Tuesday, October 17, 2006

A joke of the day

Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

3 added colors:

abhay,  Thursday, October 19, 2006  

hahaha...I simply loved reading each point. :)

Thanks for making me laugh, Lena!

Have a wonderful day! :)

PS: We men know how to win. :P

just a nice girl Saturday, October 21, 2006  

i still have my chances to win over you because i know one thing... no matter what..you wont let me be unhappy about losing :P

abhay,  Wednesday, October 25, 2006  

You know a lot...i really dont want you to be unhappy. ;)

Have an awesome day, Lena!

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